Saintly Satire Enthusiast Mugs

St. O'Mach - Patron Saint of Hearty Eaters

"You want to appeal my decision? We aren't running a democracy up here."

Ghostwriting the Bible

St. Elmo's fired.

Drive-thru Church

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Maybe I'd better write a thank you letter for the Last Supper after all

"Whoa! Now I remember. This was one of the possible side effects on the label."

"It's right here… Nov. 29th, 1981, at Elaine's… twelve percent."

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

'As it's Sunday there will be 30 minutes browsing before the service begins.'

Slay Ride.

'...And the meek shall receive a huge bailout!'

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

'I'm on a diet -- I only eat illusory things.'

"Bad timing – he's in one of his Old testament moods today."

"I wasn't responsible for those sins."

"They never would have got away with that in the Old Testament."

"Hi there! - Would you mind if I come in and talk about the Devil..?"

"What do you think of the new offering buckets Preacher?"

'Now-Now! We all make mistakes.'

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

'Pig flu??!'

"It's important to remember my son; without evil, we would all be out of a job."

'We can prove there is an indiscriminate use of your image and that you are entitled to proper compensation.'

Saint Peter using a security screening.

"Let's get to know him. He's being fast tracked to sainthood."

"Don't you sometimes wish that maybe you had been just a little bit naughtier in your former life?"

"You've been randomly selected for additional screening."