Santa Claus Lover Prints

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

Claus 2.0

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Elfie Stick

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I don't believe in you!"

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

Hot Tub Frosty

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

NSA is coming to town.

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity