Santa Claus Devotee Prints

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

Bush as Santa Claus.

Claus 2.0

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I don't believe in you!"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

Hot Tub Frosty

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

Dec. 26

NSA is coming to town.

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'