Santa Claus Devotee Prints

"We may be in trouble. . . the prosecutions expert witness can usually tell if a defendants been good or bad!"

Bush as Santa Claus.

Claus 2.0

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I don't believe in you!"

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

Yo ho ho!

Hot Tub Frosty

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

Dec. 26

NSA is coming to town.

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'