Santa Stories Lover Pillows

'Perhaps you could tell us HOW you know if we've been bad or good?'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

Lost santa and reindeer.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

"Well, it's either this or you hang out with that guy forever."

"We've been dating for five years. Can I have Thursdays off please?"

Joe and Sally started an on-screen romance.

'You're seeing someone else, aren't you?'

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

"I've got this awful feeling we took the wrong boat!"

"We have had a flood warning. But we' re just waiting for Michael Fish to confirm it."

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

"Do I look fat in this?"

Mouse on mouse action.

'He says he's a friend of the Santa Claus.'

"I need a pony for a school project. Share and tell."

"Your job application looks great. Just out of curiosity though, exactly how long have you been dead?"

'Crowd control has never been easier since this Moses guy joined up.'

"Yes, a glass of milk and cookies for Santa is common, but when you find carrots for the reindeers, you know for sure it's a nice kid's house..."

"I don't think he believes I've been a good little boy. He told me to go home and go to my room."

Rudolph's Mask

'Father Christmas regrets to inform you that your application for presents has been unsuccessful on this occasion.'

"...and while you're at it, pick yourself up a pair of nose-hair clippers."

"He had a list of women... He was sneaking out to their houses at night, giving them gifts..."

Border Security

"My messy divorce actually led to romance. The lawyers fell in love."

Santa LOL.