Santa Lore Lover Pillows

Date night at the Claus'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Fresh Blood In Politics

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

Can't Count Dracula

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

Mermaids

Weak Knights

Vampire Weekday

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

Nosferatu-D2

'You're seeing someone else, aren't you?'

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

'You really should Floss.'

'Size matters!'

'What do you want to drink?' - 'Bloody Mary.'

Parsifal

Santa uses reindeer parts.

'The lemon ice cream is delicious. What about yours?'

Count Dracula's biggest pet peeve: waking up with "coffin head".

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

Does this contain garlic?