Santa Lore Lover Gifts

Date night at the Claus'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

Fresh Blood In Politics

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

Can't Count Dracula

Mermaids

Vampire Weekday

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

Weak Knights

Nosferatu-D2

'You're seeing someone else, aren't you?'

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

"We love Santa, but Santa didn't know as much about investing as he thought he did."

'You really should Floss.'

'Size matters!'

'What do you want to drink?' - 'Bloody Mary.'

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'The lemon ice cream is delicious. What about yours?'

'Not more bloody holiday brochures.'

Parsifal

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'