Baby Lore Lover Gifts

"...And this is my birth partner."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"This stool shall pass."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

celebrating a birth.

Children's education

"He looks just like your husband."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'It's a chicken.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

Who's a cutey?

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Family.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'Go forth and multiply!'

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

Twins

Covid Babies

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

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