Baby Lore Lover Mugs

"...And this is my birth partner."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

celebrating a birth.

Children's education

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"He looks just like your husband."

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

'It's a chicken.'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

Who's a cutey?

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'Go forth and multiply!'

Pioneers of the ancient west

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

Family.

'He looks a bit like both of you.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

Baby delivery

Fresh Blood In Politics

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Twins