Baby Lover Mugs

'You are a lot younger then I had imagined, Mr. Martini.'

'This is a big day for Josh. He received his first credit card application.'

"Oh, she's got her father's male hormones"

'We're calling him 'Quits'.'

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

celebrating a birth.

Maternity ward: 'Oh boy - stereo!'

"Dear Mum. As contractions begin I thank you for letting me share your uterus. When do I get my bond money back??"

'Which one is yours?'

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

Baby Shower.

"Excuse me. Anyone sitting there?"

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Baby delivery

Welsh Baby

'What a beautiful baby.'

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

Covid Babies

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

Family.

Twins

'Father Christmas didn't bring me a baby.'

Crowd of ladies giving attention to a baby whilst a jealous boy looks on.

"Short straw gets the ribbon and the diaper!"

Be A Doctor

In the hospital nursery. Frank, there'll be plenty of time to worry about our credit score later.

Baby World Leaders

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

Santa Claus's Mail

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.