Baby Humor Lover Mugs

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Gee, my first man cave!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- she's kind of a starter kit.'

Newborn making the V-sign

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

A dingo brings home another baby - 'You take it back right now... we still got the last one you brought home!'

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

CCTV? Good grief, what do they think I'm going to vandalise in here??

"You went here instead of the maternity ward. Fortunately, we experts in delivery too!"

Clearance sale. Everything must go!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

Fat Kid 18- Makes lego dentures

'So that's why babies don't have teeth.'

Baby Going to Toilet on Father.

"One last question, where's its mute button?"

'You think you need WHAT glands expressed?'

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"It was dark, damp and cramped - why did you lock me in there for nine months??!..."

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

"Baby FOMO."