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"Er...now what did I come up here for?"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

Pioneers of the ancient west

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Fresh Blood In Politics

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...

"But now it won't stay in mint condition."

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'Dracula's First Day of School.'

Can't Count Dracula

Nosferatu-D2

Weak Knights

'I like to start my day with a cup of Joe.'

Vampire Weekday

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

"Good King Worcestershire looked out on the feast of Stephen..."

Mermaids

'You really should Floss.'

'What do you want to drink?' - 'Bloody Mary.'

Does this contain garlic?

'The lemon ice cream is delicious. What about yours?'

Count Dracula's biggest pet peeve: waking up with "coffin head".

'Not more bloody holiday brochures.'