Hell Lore Lover Pillows

"Do you have a non-smoking section..?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

'You complete me.'

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

'These guys aren't playing by the rules!!!'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Marilyn Ghost

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

Youtube ghost videos...

Fresh Blood In Politics

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

And where do you think you may have come in contact with AIDS tainted blood?

The Life Challenged Zombies.

Finally - Prof. Brozinski found the vegetarian vampire! And he knew what to do...