Santa Admirer Pillows

Santa's Early Years of Research and Development...

Letter to Santa, 'Dear Santa, Some Assembly Required. Timmy'

'He's hurt his back.'

Self-driving sled

"Fat-free milk and sugar-free cookies? What kind of sick joke is this?"

"You smell like a chimney."

Inside the Museum of Freak Christmas Accidents.

"Be careful on the polar express."

Santa's Reindeer on New Year's Eve.

'Repetitive strain injury of the eyes?'

'Well it might not be a 'big deal' to you. But I prefer my 'little helpers' to be shorter than me!'

"The naughty list."

Please Decorate Our Tree. . . We are too busy.

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'It's strange. After you took off last night, all requests to be your Facebook friend ended.'

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

Santa drives car which has sign, 'elf on board'.

Man rolls out the red carpet for Santa Claus.

The other 364 Days of the Year.

Santa Claus and balls

Santa's Sleigh Accident

JOY

"Sorry, mate, they didn't leave a forwarding address"

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

After a well-deserved coffee break Santa continues his tour.

Santa's Coffee Run List

"The tree needed water. Maybe it's the plumber..."

'No, no, no. This is my own special 'naughty' list!'

Santa's Little Enablers

"Rudolf! You're in no shape to guide my sleigh tonight!"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

The day after Christmas can be the least wonderful time here. These guys are too tired for reindeer games. Jingle bells need repair. She sees him when he's sleeping and hides all the cookies. But - do you hear what I hear? Whirr clank whump. Oh! Joy to the world! It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

Santa Claus Hanging in Stocking

'It's long johns for you,Santa-it's 'Help the Aged Week'!'

Sartorial Season's Greetings