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'I'm good. How are you?'

"It's true: no more burpees."

Tiny Visions

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Love is Blind.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

Lovers

"You've been served."

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Cat Romance

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Dog Statue

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

HappyHouse Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many (fingers showing a count of seven) years.

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"So we're agreed then - there's no need to make any changes to our equal opportunities employment policies."

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.