Shy Souls Gifts

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

'You're excused. Anyone else feel too squeamish to witness the procedure?'

Introverted Chair

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

'. . . You seem to have a strange obsession with shyness and safe sex. . .'

"I don't want any gifts from the woods that crawl or slither."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Bob had a lot to prove – which happens when you're wrong most of the time.

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

'I hate networking.'

"Oh, the pain I can take—it's the awkward silence between conversations that's torture."

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

'I used to be afraid of public speaking, but since I realised everyone falls asleep after 15 minutes...'

"Nah, his staying in all day has nothing to do with that virus. My Dad's a writer, He's been in self-quarantine since 2003."

Feeling Anxious

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

""Edward, when the world is through with social distancing, I won't be."

Five people cut in front of Barry! He wanted to say something but felt so helpless.'

Introvert.

Tactics for avoiding a chat.