Shy And Sheepish Gifts

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Introverted Chair

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

"Autumn already? O.K., I'll come down."

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Annual sleep disorder for tax accountants.

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

"Hello... I will be your instructor for this assertiveness training course... that is... I mean... if you don't mind!"

'By accident they washed me with a conditioner!'

'He's not really shy - just a bad skater.'

God Knitting a Sheep

'I bin treatin' her myself...took a course in vetinery once...

Sheep trying to go to sleep.

'Honestly! And I don't know where to find them!'

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

A man's head disappears into his torso, replaced by a sign that reads: Next Showing 1:00

My husband's dynamic, aggressive executive material, but he's too shy to say so!

'Frankly, he could have finished me off before going on strike: It's unprofessional!'

'You worry too much!'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."

Love at First Sign

Five people cut in front of Barry! He wanted to say something but felt so helpless.'

Tactics for avoiding a chat.

Shy man in a photograph booth.

"I'm something of an introvert myself."

Self-Conscious Girl