Sheepish Punster Gifts

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Dogs life

Chicken soup for the sole.

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Pet Cemetery.

Dog Walker

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

Beauty and the Baste

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

Bitter End

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Licker Store

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Surfin' the web.

Mobile Holmes.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

". . . But, according to your cat, you had a fur ball contract."

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'