Sheepish Punster Pillows

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Dogs life

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Dog Walker

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Beauty and the Baste

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

Bitter End

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Well. . . the cost of living was getting too high, so. . ."

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Sheep-farts contribute to global warming...

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

Surfin' the web.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

Kissing Game