Spiritual Serenity Gifts

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Club Antisocial

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

All we have in life is this moment...

Peace. Love. Light

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Nervous Buddha

Wisdom for dummies

"She said she wanted to get out of the stressful workplace!"

'I think I've got it.'

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

The Zen of Regulation

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

Heaven's Way

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

At the world meditating championships

'I say it doesn't matter what you believe as long as you're sincere.', 'Who do you think you're kidding?'

'Contemplate this summons.'

'No, we may NOT have a karaoke night!'

Zen and the Art of Skiing

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

'Hey! -- This is supposed to be a spiritual retreat!'