Serene Thinkers Gifts

'Contemplate this summons.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"It is my place!"

"Show off."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Windchimes

Stories about crumbs

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Visit a Place in your Past...

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Wisdom for dummies

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'

Nonviolent Clue.

Fishing