Serene Thinkers Pillows

'Contemplate this summons.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"It is my place!"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Show off."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Windchimes

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Stories about crumbs

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Visit a Place in your Past...

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

Wisdom for dummies

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

Spirituality.

'Don't fight it, Fred - Just go with the flow.'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Fishing

'Are you the dove of peace?' 'Yes. What the hell d'you want?'