Serene Multitaskers Pillows

"While the duck appears to be calmly working from home, under the surface it is frantically checking social media."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"It is my place!"

Listening to Coldplay.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Windchimes

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stories about crumbs

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Quality Time

'OK, Now let's see your Downward Dog'.'

Because Daddy loves you, Sweetie, he can always spare a minute and thirty seconds.

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'I've got three jobs and it works great! As a diet consultant, I help people who got fat from too much pizza and as a mechanic, I repair the cars I wrecked on my pizza delivery tours.'

Fishing

Ballerina drying her laundry

Drive-thru Day-care

'I can't help feeling we've forgotten something.'

'Actually, I'm an athletic trainer. I just do hair removal on the side.'

'Contemplate this summons.'

"Not fair, he's got a bigger cushion."

'What's the use of being a Renaissance man if you can't multi-task?'