Mindful Multitasker Pillows

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Hassled Mother.

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Studying and technology

"You wouldn't believe how many patients he sees in a single day!"

"...I've only got four pairs of hands you know"

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

Piano eight hands.

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

Multitasking.

Exhausted mother holds up 'Off Duty' sign.

"Hey Ma, Timmy's please..."

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

One Man Band

Busy woman

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Ballerina drying her laundry

Sorry, still got my 'raising kids' head on...

'I'll call you back. I'm sleepwalking!'

"I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption..."

"Mia Farrow would find the time!"

"The commute is rough today."