Serene Listener Pillows

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"It is my place!"

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Stories about crumbs

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Windchimes

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Wisdom for dummies

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'You've all been whining a lot lately, so this week's sermon is from the 'Book of Lamentations'....'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Fishing

"...But rock bottom is my comfort zone!"

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

Ding Dong.

The perils of group meditation...

Everyone's Asleep.

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

Laozi

"At first I thought he was just really good at meditating... but then came the flies."

'You seem hesitant. Tell me why.'

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"