Serene Sound Seeker Pillows

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A vampire in a canoe.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Crowded Ice Fishing

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"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"It is my place!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Check out this new store."

When Buddha came to nirvana.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

"The subwoofers really help."

Serenading

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'With proper meditation, you can get bark and bite in harmony.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"I've seen this one."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'