Serene Listener T-Shirts

Listening to Coldplay.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"It is my place!"

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Windchimes

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stories about crumbs

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Wisdom for dummies

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

'You've all been whining a lot lately, so this week's sermon is from the 'Book of Lamentations'....'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Fishing

"...But rock bottom is my comfort zone!"

"Not fair, he's got a bigger cushion."

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

Ding Dong.

The perils of group meditation...

"Sorry I'm late - I got caught in another avalanche."

Everyone's Asleep.

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

A Fisherman Reading About Fishing Whilst Fishing.

"At first I thought he was just really good at meditating... but then came the flies."

Laozi

'You seem hesitant. Tell me why.'

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'