Serene Practitioner T-Shirts

Club Antisocial

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"It is my place!"

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Peace. Love. Light

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Windchimes

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stories about crumbs

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Wisdom for dummies

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'I think I've got it.'

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

"She said she wanted to get out of the stressful workplace!"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

The Zen of Regulation

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

Fishing

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

At the world meditating championships

'Contemplate this summons.'

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,