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The perils of group meditation...

'First, let's meditate... then, we'll discuss whacking your adversary.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"It is my place!"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Listening to Coldplay.

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stories about crumbs

Windchimes

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

Fishing

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

"Not fair, he's got a bigger cushion."

'Contemplate this summons.'

Tai Chi

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

"At the next board meeting maybe you'll just be quiet."

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.

"At first I thought he was just really good at meditating... but then came the flies."

"I came up here to meditate...but I do a little stock trading on the side."