Serene Practitioner Gifts

"Not fair, he's got a bigger cushion."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Club Antisocial

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"It is my place!"

Listening to Coldplay.

Peace. Love. Light

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

Stories about crumbs

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Windchimes

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Relax! I just read somewhere that 142 pounds is the new 125!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Wisdom for dummies

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"She said she wanted to get out of the stressful workplace!"

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'I think I've got it.'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

Fishing

The Zen of Regulation

"So would Chuck Norris be impressed with my kick or mad about the bag?!"

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

At the world meditating championships

'Contemplate this summons.'

'Oh yeah! First to reach enlightenment... Right here! Eat my dust, bitches!'