Serene Philosopher Pillows

Laozi

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"It is my place!"

Listening to Coldplay.

Stories about crumbs

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Windchimes

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Wisdom for dummies

Quiet!

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

"With Mindfulness, one may learn to sit through all distractions."

Interior Monologuist

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

Library of War and Peace

Fishing

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

"Not fair, he's got a bigger cushion."

'No, we may NOT have a karaoke night!'

'Contemplate this summons.'

'I never met anybody with a 'calla-walla-bing-bang' mantra before.'

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

The perils of group meditation...

'Maybe if we put an ad on Craig's List....'