Serene Philosopher Pillows

Laozi

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

A vampire in a canoe.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"It is my place!"

Windchimes

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Stories about crumbs

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

Wisdom for dummies

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"If someone says they're a leader and no one hears it, is it true?"

'Sorry I'm late. I had you booked as the gastroenteritis, on Mont Blanc.'

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

Interior Monologuist

Fishing

An airplane has stock market tickers on it.

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

Library of War and Peace

"Nothing happens next. This is it."

'Contemplate this summons.'

'I never met anybody with a 'calla-walla-bing-bang' mantra before.'

'No, we may NOT have a karaoke night!'

YEP, YOU'RE LOST,

The perils of group meditation...

"At first I thought he was just really good at meditating... but then came the flies."