Peaceful Ponderers Gifts

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

Visit a Place in your Past...

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

Crowded Ice Fishing

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Great, now we're lost."

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Off to a bad start.

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

George Santayana

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap