Peaceful Paradox Ponderers Gifts

Letter to God

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

The Artist

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Inventing Time Travel

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

A psychic mows the lawn.

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Schrodinger's kittens