Peace Paradox Ponderer Gifts

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

The Artist

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Schrödinger and his cat

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Inventing Time Travel

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Schrodinger's Cat Litter Box

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

A psychic mows the lawn.