Policy Paradox Ponderer Gifts

We have an unwritten rule here, Johnson: Never write down any rules.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

G7 Summit Concern

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Roe v. Wade

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Sybil Obama

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Do Guns Kill?

Schrödinger and his cat

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Violent Crime Statistics

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

We Used to Build Things

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"