Policy Paradox Ponderer Pillows

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"What was I thinking?!"

G7 Summit Concern

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Roe v. Wade

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Do Guns Kill?

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Schrödinger and his cat

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Violent Crime Statistics

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'