Public Policy Ponderer Pillows

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'

'Stocks rose on news Greenspan will donate part of his book sales to help pay off the federal budget deficit.'

Federal Slum Clearance DepartmentFederal Homeless Aid Department.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

G7 Summit Concern

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Roe v. Wade

Do Guns Kill?

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Violent Crime Statistics

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

The two faces of capitalism.

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

The spend is high

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."