Embracing Serenity T-Shirts

Insomnia Free Zone

Club Antisocial

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

All we have in life is this moment...

Peace. Love. Light

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Relax.

Weathervanes.

"I feel so much more relaxed since I punched out my yoga instructor!"

Life is change

"Please join me now in a group meditation."

Wisdom for dummies

"Finally, the meaning of life has come to me."

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

"She said she wanted to get out of the stressful workplace!"

'I think I've got it.'

"I'd like the view better if I hadn't forgot my bleeper"

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Please hold my calls."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Man on a beach with shells for headphones.

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

The Zen of Regulation

"Life's too short to be taken seriously..."

Heaven's Way

At the world meditating championships

Offshore Drilling