Forgetfulness Navigators Gifts

"I googled to remember why I came into this room."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Forgotten anything?"

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'Sure elephants never forget. You can't even remember how to ride a bicycle.'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Electric car, heck I can't even remember to plug in my phone."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

'The ironic part is, I'm sure I left the bathtub running.'

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Oh God, I think we left the Aga on!"

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

"Honey what's our password?"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'