Stormy Commute Survivor Gifts

I hate monday mornings.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'Just doing the school run.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Bus Stop

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Flights suspended snowstorm

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Trading Places.

"Still snowing upstate?"

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

The Bus Stop.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Screw Driver.

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...