Stormy Commute Survivor Gifts

I hate monday mornings.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Just doing the school run.'

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Bus Stop

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Trading Places.

"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."

Flights suspended snowstorm

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

"Still snowing upstate?"

The Bus Stop.

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

Screw Driver.

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"

'Nope. He doesn't qualify you for the carpool lane.'

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.