Tornado Survivor Gifts

Fortunately for Dorothy, each tornado season brought a veritable windfall of shiny new footwear.

"Tommy!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

I hate monday mornings.

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Umbrella Roof

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

New Power Shower.

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Trees and hurricanes

Green Shoots

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Ice cream van

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"I'd better bring in my plants."

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

"You should really wear a hat."

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

Weather.