Toy Tornado Survivor Gifts

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

A young Don King

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

'Mom! Dad! The thunder scares me! 'Billy! We're under here! (bed)

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

Oops.

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

Trees and hurricanes

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

Kid's towel.

Green Shoots

'Dad, I'm sure you're probably ticked about this, but when I tell you what happened, I'm sure you'll agree it's been a great learning experience for me,'

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"I'd better bring in my plants."

I can't put my hoof on it...but there is something different about this place!