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'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A young Don King

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'm so good at this!"

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

"Where's your nose?"

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Kid tries to lasso a cat

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'Beware of the teenager.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

"They say you're as smart as a 2-year-old child? As a 2-year-old...I don't see it!"

The First Day Back

"I'm an expert in crisis management, I've got three daughters!"

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

Baby. 3 Year Old.Baby. 3 Year Old.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'