Toy Tornado Survivor Prints

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

A young Don King

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

'This is my natural habitat.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'Mom! Dad! The thunder scares me! 'Billy! We're under here! (bed)

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Oops.

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"There's a grouch on my couch."

Someone's always fooling around with my toys phobia.

'I didn't get it all done in a day.'

Kid's towel.

Trees and hurricanes

'Be patient. I'll grow out of it.'

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Green Shoots

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

"I'd better bring in my plants."

I can't put my hoof on it...but there is something different about this place!

'That's no stray, walk your wife's dog in your own time, Simkins!'