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Dorian Rebuilding

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Ted did have some concerns about the appearance of nepotism.

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Emergency Pants

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'He needs professional HELP!'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'What luck!'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Welcome centre

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"It's from, The Environmental Protection Agency. They're fining us for polluting the ocean with messages in plastic bottles!"