Storm Recovery Advocate Gifts

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Well, we needed the rain."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Mom! Dad! The thunder scares me! 'Billy! We're under here! (bed)

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

I love thunderstorms!

Award Winning Photographer

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Tornado Season in America.

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

Japan-Reconstruction

Trees and hurricanes

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Japanese disaster

Green Shoots

Not quite Beverly Hills.

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

"I'd better bring in my plants."

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

'Turns out I too am a slow-moving mass of low pressure, running in a counter-clockwise direction...'

'Of course I'm drunk.'