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New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Well, we needed the rain."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'Mom! Dad! The thunder scares me! 'Billy! We're under here! (bed)

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

I love thunderstorms!

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Award Winning Photographer

"So what did you die of?" "Alcoholism. And You?" "Nationalism."

Tornado Season in America.

'Andy, this is Doug. Looks like we're going to have to dip into the reserves earlier than we expected.'

Japan-Reconstruction

Japanese disaster

Green Shoots

Not quite Beverly Hills.

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Trees and hurricanes

Well, I think that Bob's Disaster Recovery Plan seems to cover everything.

"I'd better bring in my plants."

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

'Turns out I too am a slow-moving mass of low pressure, running in a counter-clockwise direction...'

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

Lightning Strikes a Conductor

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'