Tornado Survivor T-Shirts

Fortunately for Dorothy, each tornado season brought a veritable windfall of shiny new footwear.

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

"Tommy!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

I hate monday mornings.

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

Umbrella Roof

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

'I think you have to come to terms with the fact that I'm just an hallucination, probably caused by severe dehydration.'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Well, dear, you can quit worrying about our roof!"

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

New Power Shower.

Ice cream van

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

Green Shoots

'He saved his dog before he saved me during the hurricane!'

Trees and hurricanes

"I'd better bring in my plants."

"I'm getting a slight draught through the double glazing, you fitted for me."

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Street sweeper with an umbrella on his broom.

"You should really wear a hat."