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'I had no idea a puppy could be so destructive.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Tommy!"

Canine Companion

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Happy.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

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"Be kind"

Family with pets.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

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'Next!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

"Cat park"

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"You've already been for a walk."