Furry Tornado Survivor Pillows

'I had no idea a puppy could be so destructive.'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Canine Companion

"Tommy!"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Happy.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Family with pets.

"Be kind"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

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'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Next!'

"Cat park"

"You've already been for a walk."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

"They say eventually I'll start to look like him."

'He's a tenacious lap dog.'