Bad Weather Veteran Gifts

'Could you tack my snow shows to the hoofs of my horse?'

Captain in a storm

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

A guide to seasons in the North East

Shoes Make The Man

'Come and get it!'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

Trawling for Fish.

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Umbrella Roof

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

Used to it.

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.